"The conventional stereotypes are often that young people
who take drugs are sad losers, excessive short-termists
with no conception of their career. Those stereotypes apply
to a very, very small number of people."
- "Perri 6", director of thinktank Demos
...all of whom work in Web publishing
>> HARD NEWS <<
where all of them lose
Ingeniously snatching defeat from the very jaws of victory,
Leicester-based ENTERTAINMENT ONLINE (aka E-On) killed a
$25m deal to buy up The Sega Channel, and instead ceased
trading altogether. Foreseeable revenues from its pay-'n'-
play service were "unlikely to justify the substantial
investment required to take the business through to
profitability," conceded founder MARK BERNSTEIN - in other
words, no-one would pay 6 quid a month for a range of
downloadable games perhaps best described by analysts as
"appalling". Bernstein should know a lot about hype vs
sound business plans by now, having also worked at deceased
Brit VR-flop, VIRTUALITY. His next project is not known,
but may involve the words "coals", "selling", "Newcastle" -
and "to".
http://www.midnight.co.uk/entline/new.htm
- Flying Fingers? Brutal Paws of Fury? 3D Garden Designer?
You id guys getting all this?
You're NICed, my sahn! EUGENE KASHPUREFF, founder of
AlterNIC and brave freedom-fighter against the NETWORK
SOLUTIONS conspiracy (along with a bunch of other kooks)
was picked up by the Canadian Mounties and thrown in prison
on Monday, to await possible extradition to the US. Back in
July, Kashpureff exploited a flaw in the BIND DNS software
to hijack visitors to Network Solution's www.internic.net
and re-direct them to his own site - a protest against
NSI's monopoly on domain name registration. At the time,
Kashpureff predicted becoming "a bigger martyr than Phil
Zimmermann". Hardly up there with the Beatles >= Christ
mapping, and we don't recall Zimmermann doing a runner
across the border when the Feds closed in - but it looks
like he's got his wish. The FBI now plan to nab him on
federal wire and computer fraud charges - oh, and unlawful
possession of a suspicious Russian-sounding name.
http://www.codetalker.com/advisories/sni/sni-12.html
- hey, kids! You too can be a martyr (requires BIND 4.9.5)
http://www.httpd.com/cam/ kind of poignant
Instant "carma's" gonna get you: CARMAGEDDON's appeal
against the BRITISH BOARD OF FILM CLASSIFICATION has been
upheld, suggesting that the game could have been released
in its original form - the BBFC previously insisted that
the human targets be replaced with "zombies" and that all
references to "fun" were removed from the manual (see NTK
20/06/97). The decision should speed the delivery of
POSTAL, another borderline-certifiable title still awaiting
a BBFC verdict. Having removed some of the game's racier
elements for UK release (including attacks on a playground,
a marching band, and the player being able to "shoot their
own head off"), Postal's publishers, TAKE 2, deny courting
controversy for its own sake. Their other games include
Victorian thriller RIPPER and an upcoming detective mystery
based on real-world unsolved serial murders.
http://www.sci.co.uk/carmageddon/news.html
- and you hadn't downloaded the "blood patch" weeks ago
http://www.gopostal.com/
- it's Syndicate meets Robotron. At dawn. With Uzis.
An (intentionally?) ironic selection of Mac-owning celebs
at this week's APPLE EXPO, considering the current health
of the company. As well as ruthless survival-of-the-fittest
fanatic RICHARD DAWKINS, they had DOUGLAS ADAMS (hasn't
written anything decent in years), BT guru PETER COCHRANE
(known advocate of impractical blue-sky technologies),
DAMIEN HIRST (enthusiastic exhibitor of recent carcasses),
and SIR DAVID PUTTNAM (whose last big endorsement - "The
British are coming" - noticeably failed to materialise).
Pulp frontman JARVIS COCKER, whose current single is called
"Help The Aged", was invited but chose not to appear. Maybe
Apple PR have going a little stir-crazy, after the blanket
ban on discussing Mr Jobs' "Mother of All Press
Conferences" due this Monday. What could it be? An Oracle
buy-in? New studly PowerPC Macs? Direct Mac sales over the
Web? The introduction of Dr Kevorkian as company spokesman?
http://www.apple-expo.com/apple/pressexpo/30oct.shtml
- maybe JC was off recording "I Want To Live Like The Teletubbies"
>> ANTI-NEWS <<
imagine our surprise
MSN installs Unix, dumps NT servers - because "they didn't
work"... SGI selling ex-employees' machines off cheap...
AOL mailserver crashes... N64 price drop coincides with
sales boom - for PlayStation... In benchmarks, SUN Java
fifty times faster than Microsoft, says Sun... That's
because you cheated the benchmarks, say benchmark
writers... SPANISH CONGRESS Website hacked... MSN
registration server crashes... MACROMEDIA CFO resigns...
"DAVID BYRNE eyes tour in Cuba, considers art project",
reports music press... MS Internet Explorer for Sun uses 1
MB *per* Web page... pro-censorship site www.gocin.com/ramp
uses CyberSitter, automatically removes "sexual" terms from
its shocking report... papers run "Doom-players have extra
antibodies in their spit" story A YEAR after first
released... VIRGIN NET mailserver crashes... UNITED ARTISTS
plan to "reinvigorate Pink Panther franchise"... hatch on
MIR doesn't shut properly - windscreen wipers also duff...
>> EVENT QUEUE <<
what PIMs were made for
Sigh. You don't want to know what happened here in the e-mail
version. Think of it as a test to see whether you were paying
attention. That's certainly how we're seeing it. - D.
Need something a little bit "more" than the K FOUNDATION's
giant brick pyramid? Can't make it to Derby's Pinkhouse
Festival (19/11/97) for 6 hours of KLF films? Then
commandeer the nearest Xist saucer for the SUBGENIUS GNU
YEAR's event, the weekend after New Year 1998, in Austin,
Texas (where else?). Attractions include "healings,
sickenings" and "temporary marriages", all adding up to 2-3
days packed with Slack. We have no joke here, we just like
quoting: "Now, some people have questioned why this email
list has been offline for about a month... it was because
THIS ANNOUNCEMENT was so IMPORTANT that we took over a
month crafting each and every word within it, for the
penultimate psychosexual mind-control effect."
http://www.k2planthire.ltd.uk
- "abominably Pagemilled - ironically, I hope", says our source
http://195.224.25.12/users/m-a-d/gimpo/newfilm.html
- sure, but where's the new Zodiac Mindwarp album?
http://www.subgenius.com/
- try under "EVENTS, NUDITY". it won't help, but try anyway.
>> TRACKING <<
oho! What have we *here*?
It was red faces of a kind not usually associated with Lara
Croft when both PC Zone and PC Gamer's "exclusive preview"
of TOMB RAIDER 2 timed out a week before they appeared on
newsagent's shelves. A veiled comment on the sell-by date
of the overhyped, over-endowed Croft? Judge for yourself
with the bit-less-exclusive 3.4MB demo on the Gamer site.
http://www.pcgamer.com/games/00000364.html
- I WANT TO SEE HER FACE, DAMMIT
The only HTML utility Mac designers should ever admit to
using, BBEDIT, just got updated. Twice, in fact - once on
Tuesday, and then again on Thursday, after someone pointed
out a show-stopping grep bug. New features include an
improved Table Builder, and tools for frames, scripts,
style sheets and applets. Oh, and it's only for registered
users. What's that? You'll register tomorrow?
http://www.barebones.com
- don't look so smug, PC boy. Like you paid for WinZip.
Yes, the barcode-reading LEGO truck (currently advertised
on kids' TV) does look cool - but that's only because you
haven't seen the interlocking plastic treats in the US
catalogue for next year. Forget the desert Adventurers, the
off-road Extreme Team, even the Insectoids spacecraft (a
STARSHIP TROOPERS tie-in?) - self-powered semi-Technic
constructions are the way ahead, with the elastic-driven
Bungee Chopper (page 27), Radio Control Cars (p26), and,
most puzzlingly Japanese of all, the CYBER SLAM punch-out
game (p28). All documented, care of the copyright-skirting
fansite, fibblesnork.
http://www.fibblesnork.com
- phew, and not a mention of "legos" anywhere
http://www.legopolis.com/minifig/index.html
- the terminology is "lego bricks" - official
>> MEMEPOOL <<
hasta la altavista
Web colliders... http://members.tripod.com/~JonnyBlaze/ ...
the Multilateral Agreement on Investment... the return of
"ferroelectric RAM"... www.bbc.co.uk/support/ ... NOLAN
BUSHNELL moving to UK... Jonathan Frakes to direct TOTAL
RECALL 2... telnet banner surfing for insecure SGI's, then
grabbing their vidcam feeds... Wave UFO... new Japan-only
PLAYSTATION 7000 with lightshow chip... "Crappie World"...
JOHN LESLIE's book "The End of The World" (no, not the Blue
Peter guy)... what is MSN doing with *two* SSL desks? ...
KEVIN "Clerks" SMITH to write Daredevil comic - watch
www.viewaskew.com/ ... SPEED GARAGE discovered to be "no
faster than vanilla garage"... typing "110" into London
Underground chocolate machines...and still they come! Time
Warner's upcoming WAR OF THE WORLDS game "not the first" -
http://cse.unl.edu/~gberigan/War-of-the-Worlds/ ...
>> GEEK MEDIA <<
all too persistent visions
TV>> Tomorrow's World's Judith Hann will hopefully be
detailing gruesome medical statistics in the last of this
series of SHOOTING STARS, (9.30pm, Fri, BBC2) - though, as
is now traditional, they're repeating an old series
straight afterwards... give 'em a movie, a making-of docu,
plus soundbites from Arthur C Clarke, and BBC2 can create a
theme evening about anything, even 20-year-old Spielberg
schlock like JAWS (8.10pm-11.30pm, Sat, BBC2)... compare
and contrast: Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis as young
serial killers pursued by Oliver Stone's novelty hand-held
camera collection in NATURAL BORN KILLERS (10.50pm, Sat,
C5) - or Brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis as young serial
killers pursued by photographer David Duchovny in
KALIFORNIA (10.30pm, Sun, C4)... US networks certainly took
to heart the ruthless double-dealing yuppie message of
PROFIT (10pm, Sun, BBC2), and cancelled it after just 8
episodes... populist issues-show HERE AND NOW (7.30pm, Mon,
BBC1) looks at "nuns on the Net"; new indoor-games series
MOVERS AND SHAKERS (8pm, Mon, C4) rolls up with
professional Backgammon (presumably they're building to
exhibition deathmatches); and the world's dullest
sportspeople describe how they attained "The Zone", the
unthinking semi-meditative state that will surely be
familiar to regular viewers of EQUINOX (9pm, Mon, C4)...
yes, that is 6502 assembler scrolling up inside the head of
THE TERMINATOR (10.40pm, Tue, ITV); those *are* just a load
of Richard Linklater's mates rambling entertainingly
through SLACKER (12.50am, Tue, C4), and it is *that* Mark
Thomas (the earnest political prankster stand-up) blagging
his way into tax-exempt buildings in a more light-hearted-
than-usual edition of DISPATCHES (9pm, Thu, C4)...
MOVIES>> it's probably the smartest, fastest, nuttiest
thriller this year - the only attempt we've seen at
criticising John Woo's FACE/OFF (imdb: action / thriller /
identity / slow-motion / weapons / church / secret-service
/ body-swap / prison / doctor / terrorism / plane-crash /
murder) is that he shouldn't have "ditched the sci-fi
elements" - like Cage and Travolta swapping faces (and
bodies) was way too plausible... disappointingly, THE
GAMBLER (imdb: uncategorised) is not a remake of the film
of Kenny Roger's Country and Western song, which itself is
nothing to do with the novel by Dostoyevsky which this film
is based around, if you get the idea... else it's a load of
nondescript boring rubbish this week, with the possible
exception of Ringo Lam's Jean-Claude Van Damme-starrer
MAXIMUM RISK (imdb: action / adventure / thriller), plus a
few previews at the London Film Festival, like COPLAND
(imdb: crime / drama / police / vigilante / small-town /
conspiracy) and MIMIC (imdb: sci-fi / shoes / giant-insect
/ epidemic / cockroaches / horror / subway / virus /
genetics). Or, for indie-heads, London's VOLCANO fest
continues until 15/11/97, tonight featuring free kung-fu
haircuts from a "Shaolin barber".
http://www.bfi.org.uk/lff/
- yes, Mimic is at least partly about "shoes"
http://www.backspace.org/volcano/
- Shaolin movies: "1% love interest. 9% plot. 90% fighting."
"REAL" RADIO>> Linneaus classification system sure to be
called "18th century Yahoo" in yet another Radio 3
arts/science hybrid, BLUE SKIES (9.30pm, Sat, R3)... new
bugs czar Don Cruickshank reveals what he actually does in
his one-day-a-week post - talk to radio presenters, as both
IN BUSINESS (6.30pm, R4, Sun) and THE BIG BYTE (8pm, Sun,
R5) choose the same night to tackle what the Radio Times
dubs "Fear 2000"... more apologetic coders as Wargames goes
to Africa in bizarre new play SEARCH AND DESTROY (7.45pm,
Mon, R4), with Mike Leigh stalwart Joe Tucker as Matthew
Broderick... "are 20th century film-makers going as mad
about fairies as the Victorians were?" asks Richard Coles
in NIGHT WAVES (10.45pm, Tue, R3)... you know that Mark
Kermode would rather talk about '70s ads and Blade Runner
but, stuck on Radio 2, it's all Thelma and Demi when Ridley
Scott is profiled in THE DIRECTORS (10.00pm, Wed, R2)...
inevitable comedy commission #1: ON THE TOWN (6.30pm, Thu,
R4) - series for darkly camp Perrier-winning sketch combo
The League Of Gentlemen... inevitable comedy commission #2:
Matthew Bannister caves in yet again to Chris Morris, who
returns to radio in BLUE JAM (12midnight, Thu, R1), clearly
eyeing up Kenny Everett's all-time sackings record of 14...
- wireless@spesh.com
>> COMPO <<
get sacked, win a prize at www.ntk.net/compo
Four hundred "bit easy this week, wasn't it?" mails later,
we can reveal that ANDREW NEWSAM of Southampton is the
winner of our previous guess-the-URL competition. He'll be
taking home a copy of ... errm, well, let's say YOU DON'T
KNOW JACK, shall we, and hope Berkeley get it to us in
time. Oh, and some CDs that Dave hasn't told me about yet.
(It's the new DAWN OF THE REPLICANTS EP, and the make-your-
own LIVE AND KICKING CD-ROM - D.)
Jealous already? Then take it out on this week's site,
whose URL is hinted at in the following Loyd Grossman
monologue:
"This glorrrrious locale in the acordemic hort of
England is home to someone with a penny or two,
thart's for sure. Just one look at the fifteenth
centory architecture shows that he (or she) isn't
down orn their uppers, and their bookshelf reveals
that they've gort a braincell or two to boot - CS
Lewis, Oscor Wilde, Jorn Betjeman, Seamus Heaurrney
and AJP Taylor - the list goes orn and orn. One
look out the morgnificent windows indicates an
unstorpable taste for venison cutlets, orn-" *SNIP*
Well, parody was never our strong point. URL is of the form
http://www.****.**.**.uk/now.html. Write in now to
tips@spesh.com to win your dreck prizes, plus complimentary
ticket to the .NOT Awards - of which more next week. We
hope. Anyone know a good venue?
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